I can't believe it!
A Bubblegum Girls concert, right here in Greendale.
I have got to look exactly right.
-Yeah, yeah. -Please! Make it stop! I'll talk! I'll talk!
I killed Miss Plum in the library with a candlestick!
Yeah, uh-huh.
Hey! Salem, what's your damage?
I'm just getting in the mood for the concert tonight.
"If You Chew My Bubblegum" is only the hottest song...
...by the Bubblegum Girls...
...who just happen to be the hottest girl group on the planet.
I know. It's a great song.
That's why I couldn't just sit by and allow it to be slaughtered.
Honey, when it comes to being hip to the tunes...
...I am the man.
Now, I do hope you remembered to include your favorite kitty...
-...when you were buying the tickets. -Tickets?
I spent all my allowance on these outfits...
...and I forgot to buy the tickets!
The details! You never pay attention to the details!
Crazy idea here, but go with me.
What do you say we leave the nagging for another time...
...and maybe concentrate on fixing the problem?
-Fine. I'll just call Murray. -Murray?
Murray, the licensed scalper goblin, at your service.
Scalper goblin?
Huh?
Oh, mock me if you will, missy...
...but I happen to supply discount tickets to all the big events.
Any universe, any dimension.
All major food groups, organisms and species.
Now what'll it be?
Can you get me a ticket to the Bubblegum Girls concert tonight?
Uh, two tickets.
Uh, let's see. I got great seats to the creation of the world.
I can get you a seat on the space shuttle.
Front row seat at every Star Wars premiere for the next 40 years.
But the Bubblegum Girls, sorry kid, sold out.
Uh, however I happen to know that my cousin...
...Lenny the licensed ticket agent in the real world...
...has a couple he's holding back.
It'll cost you, but it's your only hope.
But in the real world, tickets cost money.
And I don't have any money. What am I going to do?
I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to find a way to make money.
I'll mow the lawn, I'll wash cars, I'll paint the house!
Agh!
Who wants a healthy, hearty bowl of my prune oatmeal...
-...to start the day? -Thanks anyway, Quigley.
We'll just whip something up for ourselves.
Hello? Oh, hello Mrs. Fantuzzi.
What?
You say you need someone to chaperone your twins...
...on their second grade field trip to the art museum?
And you're wondering if Hilda or Zelda might be available?
-The twins! -Red alert!
You'll pay them 35 dollars?
I'll do it, Mrs. Fantuzzi! Okay.
Uh-huh. In one hour. Bye!
Yes! Sabrina Spellman is on her way to the Bubblegum Girls concert!
Sabrina, you've never baby-sat before.
Trust me, the Fantuzzi kids aren't for first-timers.
Let me put it this way. I baby-sat for Ivan the Terrible...
...when he was little. Ivan was an easier gig.
Sabrina, for once, you might want to listen...
-...to the voices of experience. -Chill, Uncle Quigley.
They're just a couple of little kids. How much trouble can they be?
This is gonna be so cool. I'll invite Harvey to come with me...
...and that way I get quality time with him and the money for the concert tickets.
Harvey! Over here!
Hey, thanks for saying yes to hanging with me...
...while I do the baby-sitting thing.
Yeah. Well, I figured you could probably use some help.
Little kids can be weird.
Like whenever I have to watch my cousin Ralphie...
...he always wants to pretend like he's this intergalactic asteroid smasher.
I have to be the asteroid.
Ralphie's pretty hefty for his age. It can be painful.
Oh, hi, Sabrina. You're a real lifesaver.
I gotta get to work.
I gotta track down a giant stick of exploding bubblegum.
Ah, don't ask. I'll be back at 5!
James and Dean have my cell phone number.
Say hi to Sabrina, boys.
Hi, Sabrina.
Thanks for chaperoning us.
You're welcome. And this is my friend Harvey.
Hello, Harvey.
Forget your cousin Ralphie.
This baby-sitting gig is going to a piece of cake.
Okay, a really wet piece of cake.
-I think we're in over our heads, Sabrina. -No, we're not.
You think they tunneled out?
Maybe you better go see.
Okay. But the way this is shaping up...
...I'm getting the feeling you're gonna owe me.
No! Wait!
Oh, yeah. You're gonna owe me. Big time.
Oh, no!
Coming through!
No running in the museum!
Well, we were just trying to catch up to--
The darn audiotape tours. They, uh, go so fast. It's hard to keep up.
Oh, don't play games with me.
If I see any more of your horseplay, I'll call your parents and you're out of here.
Understand?
What's up with you, shutting me up like that?
It's my first time doing this.
I just don't want to look like the world's lamest baby-sitter, okay?
-Whoa! -Aah!
This is starting to make Cousin Ralphie look good.
You keep an eye out for the guard. I'll grab the twins.
Oh, please let me get this right the first time.
This is for you, you rude little dudes.
Something to completely change your attitudes.
Huh?
I think we can head the twins off if we go this way!
Huh?
Blue! I love blue!
Especially when we put it all over everything!
Oh, no you don't.
Um-- Um, a spell.
I've got to come up with a spell.
You're at a museum but you're too much trouble.
So, begin to fit in, um, on the double!
Got you!
Please, tell me that didn't just happen.
Please, tell me I didn't just zap Harvey and the twins into oblivion!
I don't know where we are or how we got here...
...but boy are you gonna be in trouble when I get my hands on you!
Ah, good, I zapped them into a painting.
How is that good? How am I going to get them out of this?
How am I going to get out of this?
This is turning into a nightmare. Why didn't I listen to Hilda and Zelda?
Ha-ha-ha! - Huh?
No, wait! Come back!
Huh? Oh, I, uh, just wanted to....
Is this a paint by numbers or connect the dots?
Don't push your luck, kid.
Finger, don't fail me now.
Impressive, Spellman.
Something you did actually worked!
Okay, now where did they go?
Do you refer to the two petite savages?
Ah! I brought the whole painting to life?
Those dreadful children have smashed my umbrella.
And ruined my hat!
Stepped on my bébé!
Oh, and if all of that wasn't bad enough...
...the little monsters grabbed my eclairs and--
Sorry, don't have time to listen to the rest of it.
See you!
And then they ran off...
...that way.
Please let me land someplace soft!
Boy, the things I do for Sabrina.
This is the freakiest museum I've ever been in.
Hey, Harvey. Up here.
Bet you can't catch us!
Man, that creeps me out when they both talk together like that.
Come to think of it, them running upside down like that is pretty creepy, too.
Don't make me come up there. Uh, down there!
I'm really starting to hate you guys.
Ah, yes. And here we have a wonderful example...
...of skewed perspective.
It looks like the people in the picture are moving.
Yes, yes, it does. What?
The doctor was right.
I need to go back on my medication.
Ow!
Huh?
Aah! Hey, I said I wanted to land someplace soft, not someplace damp.
And why am I not in the same place Harvey and the twins are?
Sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.
Really. I was, um, just looking for....
You haven't you seen two really rotten little kids...
...and a really cute boy come through here, have you?
I'll take that as a yes.
Whoa.
Did you see which way they went?
Hope you don't mind if I don't hang around to listen to the rest of this.
Sheesh, why is it so hard just to get a little information out of people?
Whoa!
Oof!
Where did those little brats go?
Finally! They they are!
If somebody had just given me directions...
...I wouldn't have had to waste so much time looking in the wrong places.
Let's eat until we get a tummy-ache.
Yeah, and then let's cry and tell Mommy Sabrina said we had to.
All right, you two. You're busted. Drop the spoons.
Okay. That does it!
You guys are gonna be sorry now!
Hang on, Harvey. I'm coming!
I hope.
Don't do it, Hilda said. Trust me, Zelda said.
And what did Sabrina say? No.
I don't have to listen, I know better than everybody.
And then where did Sabrina land herself and her best friend Harvey?
Not to mention two really nasty little kids?
In very deep doo-doo.
Oh, no!
Harvey? Are you in there? Hello? Can you hear me?
Uh-- Uh, art speaks to me.
Harvey? James? Dean? Anybody?
Harvey? James? Dean?
And here you see one of pop art's greatest works.
Whoa!
Oof!
It's my personal favorite. The potato soup can.
There's a girl in my soup can!
Yoo-hoo, little girl?
Okay, the important thing is not to panic.
Maybe Mrs. Fantuzzi and Harvey's parents will understand.
After all, how many people can say their kids are in great works of art?
Oh, wow. I'm losing it. Big time.
- Attention. - Huh?
It is now 4:50. The museum will be closing in ten minutes.
-Yee-ha! -Ya, ya! Woo!
Get off me! Sabrina, I'm gonna get you for this!
Okay, you two, get ready for your black and blue period.
Sabrina! There's something I need to tell you.
Not now, Harvey. I'm busy taking care of business.
- Hey! - But, Sabrina--
Later, Harvey, don't have time to listen right now.
Hey! No fair! You're bad!
Trust me, so are you.
That's why you're going to have a really big time out.
You're going to sit down and--
Sabrina, run!
Uh-oh, should have listened!
Harvey, follow me!
Ugh! If we make it out of this, remind me never to speak to you again!
I understand.
If we get out of this, I certainly have no intention...
...of ever listening to myself again.
You've got to nail it this time, Spellman.
Water fast and water deep, sweep us out onto our feet.
Ouch.
-Sabrina, wha--? What just happened? -Well.
Gosh. Hmm.
You know, I was wondering the same thing.
The museum will be closing in five minutes.
Whoa, and I never got to see that new, um, thingy...
...that they have, uh, over there.
Be right back. Want to see the water buffalo again?
Oh, no!
All right. The party's over. I hope.
Huh?
Maybe nobody will notice.
So, what you're saying is, it was a new virtual reality exhibit...
...that was supposed to make you feel like you're actually in the paintings?
Yeah. Cool, huh?
Yeah. But it gave me this weird pain between my shoulder blades.
So did you boys have fun?
Yes, except for when the buffalo chased us.
And Sabrina made us jump in the river.
Uh-oh.
Ah, ha, ha, you two and your wild imaginations.
I hope they weren't too much trouble, Sabrina.
No, it was a piece of cake.
Shouldn't you be getting ready for the concert?
Not going. Everything was so crazy.
Not only am I exhausted...
...I forgot to get my babysitting money from Mrs. Fantuzzi.
-No way to get a ticket. -Oh? And why's that?
Okay, I admit it. You were right.
Those kids were total nightmares...
...and I should have listened to the voices of experience.
Now I'm gonna go upstairs and soak my finger.
And thanks for not saying, "I told you so."
Oh, we wouldn't do that.
Told you so.
Very cute.
Aah! It's you!
Hello, Sabrina.
Thank you for taking us to the museum.
We want to go again.
-Soon! -Ha-ha-ha!
They haven't stopped talking about it since we left.
You've turned them into real art lovers.
Personally, I would have gone with tree frogs.
The radio station I work for is doing a Bubblegum Girls promotion.
Remember this morning I was on my way to pick up exploding bubblegum?
Ha, ha! A prop for the concert.
So here's your pay and as a bonus for doing such a good job with the twins...
...here are four-front row tickets for tonight!
Wow. I mean, wow!
Ooh!
Ah, forget it.
Freaks.